Classy...

Guy with strong southern accent "Can I buy you a drink?"

Dumb Girl: "sure, i like the way you talk"

Guy with strong southern accent:" I like the way your boobies bounce up and down when you walk"

Submitted by Danny

Overheard at Five Guys

"I like French People!   Well, I like French things...not ALL French women are ugly."

Overheard at Loosey's

"It's her 21st birthday? That's a mom hair cut. She looks like she has a 6-year-old child." 


"That's also possible. Don't judge."


submitted by Radha